Handcuffs Optional
Nov 21st, 2007 by Katie
A conversation in the work lunch room:
Coworker 1: “I’m going to a wedding shower. Everyone was given an occupation and our gift is supposed to be appropriate if the bride was that occupation.”
Coworker 2: “Hmm. What occupation did they give you?”
Coworker 1: “Policeman.”
Coworker 2: “Ohh, that’s a tough one. What are you going to bring?”
A few moments of silence. I prepare myself for blushing and an uncomfortable conversation rich in sexual innuendos.
Coworker 1: “I was thinking about a donut maker.”
Today, I am grateful for getting older and looking forward to the age where bridal shower gift ideas move from kinky to domestic.
An expression of gratitude for all that is good in my life.