On a walk, I overheard a young girl (13ish) on the cellphone with her friend:

“Liz, its NOT cheating!”

“He was just trying to stop them from fighting; its not cheating.”

“Maybe if he tried to kiss them…”

“He did not kiss them.  He only tried to lick their hands!”

“C’mon, Liz.  Its not cheating.  He likes you.”

I am so grateful to have survived teen angst, and that it was not magnified by cell phones during my time.